Sunday, November 26, 2006
posted by Amie Lee at 3:12 pm

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IN PRISON you spend majority of your time in an 8’ x 10’ cell
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6’ x 8’ cubicle

IN PRISON you met 3 free meals a day
AT WORK you get a break for only 1 meal and you have to pay for it yourself

IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlock the door for you
AT WORK you carry around a security card to lock and unlock all doors yourself

IN PRISON you can watch television and play games
AT WORK you get fired for watching television and playing games

IN PRISON you get your own personal toilet
AT WORK you have to share the toilet

IN PRISON you can get your family and friends to visit
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no effort on your part
AT WORK you pay all the expenses to go to work, eat and then pay taxes to feed and shelter prisoners

So what are you waiting for?



Kill your BOSS now!
 
2 Comments:


At November 26, 2006 6:29 pm, Anonymous Mark

Erm.... Righto!

 

At November 27, 2006 4:34 pm, Anonymous Nick

Did you make this up or did you pluck it from somewhere? Good one, I must say. More so if it was self crafted by Amie Lee. :)